Favorite Goonie!

Chunk-397
Mouth-292
Mikey-174
Data-133
Sloth-87
Andy-22
Brand-19
Stef-16
One Eyed Willie-4

Favorite Goonie Quote!

"Hey you guys!"-193

"Oh, sh*t what?"-71

"Don't say that, don't ever say that, Goonies never say die!"-42

"First you gotta do the truffle shuffle!"-39

"Hey Mikey, gotta go to the bathroom?"-37

"That's what I said! Setting Boobie Traps!"-36

"Jerk Alert!"-34

"Aw, wow a police chase! AH, SH*T!!!"-31

Chunk telling his story of the fake puke.-30

"The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test it will be in some other school. Our folks want what's best for us, but right now it's their time. It's their time, up there! And it's our time, it's our time, down here!"-30

"Ruth, ruth, baby ruth."-21

"I feel like I'm babysitting, except I'm not getting paid!"-19

"Alright Brand, Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom, but his sister did!"-19

"Captain Chunk! and Captain Chunk says, Let's get the hell outta here!"-18

"Sloth Love Chunk."-18

"Fifty dolla bill, Fifty dolla bill..."-17

"I smell ice cream."-16

"Rocky Road, hehe."-16

"We gotta be going out in style, cruisin' the coast, sniffin' some lace, downin' some brews, But NOOOOOO!!!!!"-15

"This one, this one right here. This my dream, my wish, and it didn't come true. I'm takin' it back, I'm takin' them all back."-15

"Meekey, meekey, come here and make me feel like a women. Come gimme a nice wet lickery kiss."-14

"La mota vienen en primer cajona. La coca y la rapidez vienen en segundo. La heroina en el debajo. Siempre hay que separa las drogas."-14

"I hope it's not a deposit bottle."-12

"I like the dark. I love the dark...but I hate nature, I HATE nature!"-11

"Bullet holes the size of matza balls!"-10

"They got Pralines and Creme, and they got Mississippi Mud..."-10

"Drug dealers wouldn't be caught dead in those polyester rags."-10

"You know, I got some naked pictures of your Mom, takin' a bath. Wanna buy 'em? Real cheap!"-9

"Ma, you been bad."-9

The entire scene of Mikey talking to One Eyed Willie.-9

"Wouldn't be here if it wasn't!"-8

"If God made us that way, we'd all be pissin' in our faces!"-8

"...all those stupids guys up there tell me to use the stairs when Data's falling!"-8

"Sounds like Kong."-7

"Hu, Hu, Chocolate."-7

"Do you think your Mom is gonna notice that the dick and balls are missing?"-7

"You guys! I've been saved by my Pinches of Peril! I've been saved by my Pinches of Peril!"-6

"That's my mom's favorite piece!"-6

"Um...Brand...God put that rock there for a reason, and um...I'm not so sure you should, umm move it."-6

"Let's put chocolate on the floor and let Chunk eat his way through."-5

"Let's - get outta - here - like now!"-5

"Well you're kinda pretty when your face doesn't screw it up."-5

"This isn't the kind of place you'd want go to the bathroom in, Mikey."-5

"No, it's your top score on Pole Position."-5

"LASER BEAMS!"-5

"Adios Senorita!"-5

"No it's not!"-4

"If you hit the wrong note, we'll all be flat."-4

"Hey Meekey. Yo Mikey. Eh, Mikey, seen Adrian?"-4

"I gotta great idea you guys, Slick Shoes!"-4

"Guys, they look really pissed off!"-4

"That means you have to make it with her and her mom."-4

"1632, is that a year or something?"-4

"It's a stiff!"-3

"No, I want the Veal Scelipini, I want the fettucini alfredo. A bottle a Fettucini a 1981!"-3

"Dead things Mikey, dead things!"-3

"You smell like phys. ed."-3

"Ziti ziti stupido non capici niente."-3

The sounds Chunk makes while performing the infamous Truffle Shuffle!-3

"You turd!"-3

"You always contradict me, Brand."-3

"Gee Mister, you're even hungrier than I am."-2

"Sloth...Chunk...Sloth...Chunk!"-2

The entire scene when Mouth talks to Rosalita in Spanish.-2

"Chester Copperpot, Chester Copperpot, Chester Copperpot, Don't you guys see, he was a pro, he never made it this far. Look how far we've come, we got a chance."-2

"Oh yeah sure."-2

"Shame, Shame, Know your Name!"-2

"See you guys you never believe me, but I said there was going to be buried..."-2

"You're in the clouds and we are in a basement!"-2

"And then I pushed my sister Edie down the stairs, and I blamed it on the dog!"-2 "Bully Blinders!"-2

"Ye, intruders beware..."-2

"Slip her the tounge, Brand."-2

"Andy, you Goonie!"-2

"Sounds like my grandfather taking a leak Mikey, grossout."-2

"They can't wait until tomorrow to forclose on all the whatever you call it!"-2

"But I'm not a Goonie..."-2

"It all starts here."-2

"Does Brand where braces?"-2

"There's a funny farm with your names written all over it!"-2

"007, not 00 negative!"-2

"Kids Suck."-2

"Martin Sheen... That's President Kennedy you idiot!"-2

"Shut up, Chunk!"-2

"You klutz!"-2

"No one hits my brother but me!"-2

"Sloth you're gonna come live with us now, cuz I love ya."-2

"Um...be careful around here. There's a hole, I think. I think Brand was standing in it."-1

"That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket."-1

"We know who Troy is, he's such a cheap guy!"-1

"Oh God, am I depressed."-1

"Trust in your old mother boys! Throw her into 4-Wheel Drive and hold on to your hats!"-1

"I smell pizza."-1

"That disgusting! Yo. Wow! Gnarly."-1

"Don't I have a beatiful body? I have a beatiful body."-1

"Next time you kiss him, do it with your eyes open, it's a whole different experience!"-1

"Pinches of peril, back where you belong."-1

"The most amazing thing I ever saw!"-1

"This is the men's room."-1

"Soda pop, soda pop. I'm so thirsty. Damn it! (slamming lid)"-1

"Hey Mikey this is great. We only have old Hanukah decorations in our attic."-1

"You're my favorite invention." by Data's Dad-1

"My bike! My bike! I want my bike! I want my bike!"-1

"He's dead for sure."-1

"Slick shoes, are you crazy?!?!"-1

"You promised if I rode up this big hill, you said, you said you'd give me a Twinkie."-1

"You idiot! You've glued it on upside down!"-1

"What??" by Chunk-1

"Be careful you guys don't slip. Don't Slip!"-1

"We're in deep sh*t now, Francis."-1

"You guys, if we don't get out of here soon there's going to be some sort of hostage crisis."-1

"The bathroom's to the right, stay to the right, stay to the right!"-1

"The guys up there tell me I have stupid inventions and I'm wasting my time spending months and months on inventing them."-1

"Oh no!" by Data-1

"They've got an it! A giant it!"-1

"And never get they're balls out!"-1

"Sure, right before they ate him."-1

"That's all I can stand and I can't stand no more!"-1

"Holy Mary, Mother of God."-1

"Oh my God! Oh my God!" by Mama Fratelli-1

"Hello, do you mind if we dig up your floor?"-1

"Let's kill each other over the pepperoni."-1

"I'll show you a tremor!"-1

"I'm locked in the Fratelli's basement with this guy."-1

"My mom's gonna make a goon pizza tonight."-1

"Mikey, when I get out of here I'm gonna hit you so hard, when you wake up your clothes are gonna be out of style!"-1

"Our mommy's out buying Pampers for all us kids."-1

"That's Willie's, save that for Willie."-1

"I don't wanna go Mikey, I don't wanna go."-1

"Oh my God! Oh WOW!"-1

"You boys like tongue?"-1

"The octopus was very scary."-1

"Shit, Ma."-1

"RABIES! RABIES!"-1

"Lowest point nothing, Mikey, we're going home!!"-1

"It came out of the bushes I swear to God it almost killed us."-1

"Hey, I am wondering what is in the bag."-1